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Dwight Schultz |
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Jonah Simcock, the Pilgrim |
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Colin Cunningham |
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Ray Varner |
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Sharon Alexander |
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Hotel Bartender |
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Hugo Isaac Alvarado |
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Conquistador |
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Peter Blood |
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Bartender #1 |
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Jamie Boddy |
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12 Year Old Kid |
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Frank Grim |
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Big Crazy Guy |
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John De Santis |
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Evil Ghost |
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Danny Haig |
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12 Year Old Kid #2 |
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Ted Kozma |
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Mike |
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Claire Lapinskie |
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Lisa |
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Myrna Niles |
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Older Woman Ghost |
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Rick Poltaruk |
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Pawnbroker |
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Tygh Runyan |
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Rocker Guy (Billy Sands) |
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Sami Simkin |
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Laura |
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Michael Sunczyk |
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Convict Ghost |
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Heidi Cole Trenbath |
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Bartender #2 |
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Director |
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Randy Miller |
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Writers |
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D.V. DeVincentis
Patrick O'Neill
Steve Pink |
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Release Date |
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August 14, 2001 (USA)
September 15, 2001 (Canada) |
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Struggling rock band The Problem is made up of lead singer/
guitarist, sexy bassist/songwriter Jane, and drummer Scotty. During a sound
check in a 400-year-old building, Scotty discovers an ancient amulet that gives
the three friends the unwanted power to see the troubled spirits that walk among
us -- and the responsibility to help with earthly work left undone. Amidst the
otherworldly chaos, the band mates have to try to explain the weird new
situation to their tightly wound manager Dennis.
-- www.tvtome.com
Episode Summary by Loreali
Dead Last starts off like a typical show of a band, which
is ironically called The Problem, arguing over why the gutiar should or should
not be louder. The band consists of Vaughn, who is the lead gutarist, Scotty,
the comical and talented drummer , and Jane, who is like a mediator between the
the two men and bass player.
Their plans change when Scotty comes across an ancient
amulet, the Amulet of Sauryn. Their abilty to see dead people starts when Vaughn
reads the words written on it which are in Latin. From then on they see red
coats, pilots, plane passengers and a pilgrim who doesn't seem to die. But what
they don't know is that they all are dead already. They try everything they can
to rid themselves of the ancient amulet. But unfortunately it can't be burned,
buried, sold, given away or swallowed. So Scotty pawns it, over and over again.
The band gets into an arguement over who is the leader of
the band after Vaughn went to a private meeting with Ray Varna alone. The band
splits up for the day. During their time apart each member help a ghost. Vaughn
refuses to go ahead without Jane and Scotty after taking the advice of a dead
man who was strung along by Ray. Jane decides to listen to what the pilgrim has
to say and finds out that they are stuck being 'Ghostbusters' until they die.
Jane helps a dead woman who thinks that she is ugly by telling her that she
thinks she is beautiful. Soon after, the pilgrim and elderly woman disappear.
Scotty helps a man who was hit by a truck by giving his wefie a ring, using the
money he got from trying to pawn the amulet. And he too disappears.
In the end they all come back together when Vaughn
apologizes for his head getting too big and that he could not imagine playing
without them.
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Episode Recap by Cat
Okay, so they first play some “song.” I thought songs were
supposed to be some kind of music but hey, maybe we don’t all have the same
definition of music. So they fight a little about whatever, and then Ray comes
along. The guy is so gay. And nice company name - “Stereodrome Records.” At
least the band agrees with me on the dude. Nice van too. Where did Ray get it? I
like the orange. Very flashy. Yeah right.
Electrical problem, Scotty falls, finds the amulet, and
blah, blah, blah.
Opening Credits. They suck. No song and this loser guy
explaining what the Amulet of Sauryn is, and Scotty saying “no” like 15 times.
Just stupid.
Vaughn with a girl in the van. He doesn’t remember her
name. Wow, that’s an original scenario. Jane doesn’t like it. First sign of the
"sexual tension" between them. Vaughn and Jane are listening to some crappy
music that Vaughn made. Okay, seriously, my 7 year old cousin who has never
touched a guitar in his entire life would have done something better. Scotty
comes, throws out the tape, something Jane should have done a while ago.
Driving from who knows where to Boston. Some stupid
conversation about where they are. Who gives a damn? There’s no jokes or
anything. It looks like the writers were trying to fill some blanks.
Scotty shows the amulet. I would have thrown the thing away
and not give a damn about it but since it's the basis of the story, we'll give
him a break. So Vaughn knows Latin because he went to Catholic school. That’s
dumb. I did some Latin and never went to any kind of private school and I know
some people who went to Catholic school and never did Latin. But Jane made a
little joke in the middle of it so we’ll just say it’s fine.
Vaughn reads the words in Latin and then we are greeted
with a special effects fiesta. Chaos ensues. There’s a pilgrim in the middle of
the road. Scotty couldn’t avoid him but didn’t feel anything, so he doesn’t
think that he hit him. Then they hear some sound and they think they’re dragging
him, it’s not the pilgrim and blah, blah, blah. The pilgrim comes back – oh I’ll
just skip this part because it’s boring.
Next morning, at a cafe, Vaughn finds out he still has the
amulet. Wow, the amulet sure looks shiny compared to the day before. He leaves
it at the table but Jane keeps it. Cut to Jane on the computer with Vaughn and
Scotty eating behind her. Why isn’t she freaking eating? It’s always the same
thing, girls don’t eat and guys do. Great promotion for anorexics. Although I
don’t think I would have eaten either if some fast food was my only option to
nourish myself. Okay back to the scene. Some little joke about the name of the
pilgrim - well the episode didn’t have any allusion to sex yet, even 7th Heaven
talk about sex so it needed the joke to be a proper WB show. Scotty leaves to
get rid of the amulet and some nameless girl walks in. What the hell happened to
her hair? Didn’t her mother tell her not to put her head in the microwave? Note
for Vaughn. Vaughn tries to hit on the girl. He didn’t succeed. Well that’s a
big a surprise. Every girl likes to be hit on by some noname guy with pathetic
pick up lines. (Yeah I had my share of those) Jane made fun of him (good for
you, Jane), but was cut short with Vaughn’s allusion to their failed
relationship. And Jane doesn’t have a come back to that. And she was so close to
score. Well 1 for Vaughn, 0 for Jane.
Scotty gives the amulet to some kids. As soon as he walks
away he has the amulet back in his pocket. He tries to bust it, melt it, all
kinds of stuff with the kids. Scotty makes some stupid remark that the boy isn’t
strong so he must be a girl. Well that’s nice stereotyping. Score
658,234,597,341 for men, 0 for women.
Jane at the bar with some coffee. She sees the pilgrim,
panics in a very girly way (I’m guilty of panicking like that myself) and drops
the coffee cup dramatically. Dennis comes behind and startles her, again in a
very dramatic way. Dennis tells her that she can tell him anything and blah,
blah, blah. You don’t really listen to the conversation because Jane’s nipples
are showing through her shirt and all you can think of is “damn girl, wear a
bra.” Her shirt is freaking purple. Purple is such an ugly color, but Jane can
wear it well so her shirt is fine as long as she wears a bra. Back to the scene.
Jane decides not tell anything to Dennis about the ghosts.
Vaughn meets Ray at some bar. God could Ray be more of a
stupid ass? I don’t think so. So Ray is talking crap and Vaughn’s not listening
to him. Let’s move on. Scotty sells the amulet over and over again (I knew from
the beginning that he was smart) and makes loads of cash.
Jane’s on the computer. Someone tries to get in. It’s
Scotty. The thing that is supposedly stopping him from getting in is this very
light chair that Jane stood against the door. Like I’m gonna believe that the
chair did anything to block the door. So Jane aks how she can know if it’s
Scotty or not. May I remind our dear Jane that the amulet gives them power to
see ghosts, not the power to be possessed by them? Whatever. She finally lets
Scotty in and tells him that she saw the pilgrim again. Scotty tells her that
he’s got lots of cash and that the amulet is great when Vaughn, with the biggest
stick up his ass, walks in. He wants Scotty to be more serious about the band
and forget about the amulet and then he starts saying that he’s the leader of
the band. Another fight ensues. That band always fight when Vaughn has a stick
up his ass, so my suggestion is take the stick out and everything will be fine.
Dennis walks in, they leave, they see another ghost, they fight, they break
apart.
Jane’s left alone. She sees the pilgrim again. Oh slow
motion there. Very dramatic. She runs. With no bra. There must be a lot of guys
on the crew team and not many women. Jane rants. That’s funny. She’s cool.
“You’re stuck with it” – Yeah right, like pilgrims talked like that. So they’re
stuck with seeing ghosts for the rest of their life.
Vaughn calls Ray. Ray is in a strip club. Big surprise
there. Okay, anyone who doesn’t want to kill Ray by now must have some mental
problem…the character is plain annoying.
Scotty is at the same cafe that the band were in the
morning and a ghost tries to talk to him. Scotty tells him to back off. He
realizes that the guy is a ghost when no one can see him. Cut to Vaughn at the
bar. Some ghost tells him that he knew Ray and blah, blah, blah. Cut to Jane and
the pilgrim. Okay so that scene’s boring so I’m not even going to waste my time
reviewing it. Cut back to Scotty and the ghost. The ghost wants Scotty to buy a
ring. Cut to Jane and the pilgrim again. She tells a grandma that she’s pretty.
I don’t know about the grandma, but Jane is really pretty in that scene. Vaughn
and the ghost again. Boring. Vaughn sees Ray, tells him he’s not interested in
Stereodrome Records. Back to Scotty. He gives the ring to the ghost’s wife. She
cries. It’s touching. Let’s move on.
Jane goes back to the room the band stays at. Dennis is
waiting. They were supposed to play a hour ago. He tells her to stay until he
does whatever. He leaves. Jane says “screw it” and starts packing. I would have
done the same thing. Vaughn walks in, apologizes, Jane rants - I bet their
relationship was like that. Scotty walks in, punches Vaughn (good boy) and tells
Vaughn that it’s ok. Dennis comes back and ask the band what’s going on. They
all tell him at the same time and if you really listen to it, none of what they
say make sense, and at the end they say that they see ghosts. Dennis doesn’t
believe them.
They go on stage, a ghost appears and ask them to take him
to the state line. Vaughn says that they will after show.
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